• Zodiac Breakdown | How does your Sign fit you?

    Age of Aquarius

    Okay so I was googling zodiac signs and encountered this HILARIOUS breakdown of the twelve signs. Not hilarious because it’s meant to be funny, but hilarious because it seems like a first hand account of each of the personalities. I was in tears. As an Aquarius, the report on an Aquarius woman was probably the most comical thing I’ve read in a while. So let’s break this review down shall we? I’ll link the post at the bottom of this one for your own reading pleasure.

    She’s a Quality Woman

    Now … of course I agree with that one but I can’t just say only Aquarian women are “quality women.” We all are quality women and unique in our own ways. Do I value myself as being unique and unforgettable? You’re damn right I do.

    They are smart and INDEPENDENT (all caps included)

    This is something I’ve read in just about every astrological site when describing an Aquarian. Super smart  and independent. I couldn’t agree more. Although I think intelligence is measured in a variety of forms, I’m a very smart cookie (but I do have my questionable moments). Education and the pursuit of knowledge are two things I value quite highly. Education and learning should never stop when your time in school comes to an end. Always choose to continue learning. Listen to a podcast, read a new book. I cracked up when I saw they listed independence in screaming all caps. I think anyone who knows me even just somewhat well will agree undoubtedly I’m independent to a fault. I hate handouts, I love to self teach, I hate being smothered, and love my coveted alone time. Learning lessons the hard way is still something I struggle from – never listened to mom’s advice.

    Aquarians in relationships

    According to this site, Aquarian women give their men space, aren’t clingy, prefer to take care of themselves,will meet you halfway financially and despise boring relationships. Hahahaha. OH my gosh the laughs! While I don’t like being smothered, I can get super lonely very quickly. I hate sleeping alone at night, probably because I was (and still am) afraid of the dark. I swear the movie Exorcism of Emily Rose forever ruined me. If I wake up at 3 am, I’m super freaked out. Anyone else know what I’m talking about here? I can also be stubbornly independent to a fault. Even in my occasional fits of crazy, I demand to be loved. I find the financial statement to be a bit strange but do agree with the boring relationships snippet. I need someone exciting and intellectually stimulating – Charlie and I do the Times crossword together on Sunday’s and I love it! It also says a man has to use reason rather than emotion when trying to snag her – LOL. How do you like a man to pursue you? Comedy? Flattery?

    via GIPHY

    She hates boring people

    Ehhhh that’s a bit of a stretch because I can be a total granny. Give me sweatpants, a cup of hot tea, and a documentary or my kindle and I’m in heaven for a few solid hours. Add a hot bubble bath with some candles and I’m in my own little slice of heaven. I definite boring as people who think wayyyyy too much of themselves for no justifiable reason, and Dallas is full of them. People who settle for mediocrity, believe going out every weekend and getting wasted, or don’t make some effort to better the world around them/help out a person in need bores me. Make sense?

    Aquarian women are analytical

    Isn’t this every woman? Man oh man do I overthink things! I break apart any and every situation until it’s withering away from over analysis overload. Example: man my head is killing me. Maybe I didn’t drink enough water. Maybe I didn’t get enough sleep, ooooh I want new pillows and my jaw is killing me, TMJ? Maybe I drank too much coffee/tea today. Oh… I need to order another tin of Harney & Sons Hot Cinnamon Tea. Wait.. also add detergent to the Amazon list. Starts googling TMJ – ends up on dental induced endocarditis and associated symptoms. Wait, how did I get here? THAT is the crazy tangent of my brain yall.

    via GIPHY

    Aquarian women have many platonic male friends

    Does anyone else out there feel like they relate much better to dudes than with their fellows females? I’ve had dude friends for as long as I can remember. Some of my best friends in college were dudes, whose couch I unashamedly took really loud snoring naps on. it was the comfiest old couch ever yall. To me, females can be vicious creatures and really full of it. High school was full of back stabby girls and the blogging world is full of some serious mean girls. (disclaimer: not all bloggers are mean, but there are quite a few, don’t be fooled). The females I do surround myself with are amazing and incredibly unique. They lift me up and make my life better.

    A bone to pick

    So whoever wrote the piece I’m referencing must have had a serious row with an Aquarian woman. They differentiate between January and February Aquarians, how one takes zero shit from anyone (january) and the other is more of a pushover and genuinely sweet (february). They both, however, are one-dimensional and unfair who change the rules to their favor and only acknowledge their own points of view in an argument. HAHAHAHA. Like a said, they must have a bone to pick with an Aquarius woman. I will admit it is super difficult for me to say sorry and I never fight fairly (stubbornness). There was also this little gem which I’m going to just leave here for you: “There’s no winning. Aquarius females need men who will give her time to come down from level 10 when she has unleashed the dragon. Their wrath is crazy. They have bad tempers and just black out.”

    Did you laugh as much as I did? Charlie could probably write on novel on that one – the dragon lady is real yall, we’ll just leave it at that. I blame my Latina and Native American blood – it’s a fiery combination to say the least. Thank God the man is a saint and loves me nonetheless.

    You can read the full review of Aquarius personalties plus all the other signs here. I think you’ll laugh hysterically. And you MUST share with me something about your sign you agree or disagree with!





    Photography by Rebecca @ Beckley Photo 



    1. February 26, 2018 / 2:12 pm

      I’m an Aquarius as well! I think it’s all relative, of course, but Aquarius actually fits me to a T — especially when it comes to relationships, I could actually probably be in a relationship with a man that I only see twice a year and be perfectly happy.

      In terms of analytical — I also agree with that. Amongst my friends group I am always the one “playing Devil’s Advocate” or trying to come up with the most logical answer rather than the answer that best suits them.

      Like I said, it’s all relative and just entertainment at the end of the day!

      Great post! x


      • February 26, 2018 / 3:17 pm

        hahaha you made me laugh so much – Charlie and I currently still live a few hours apart (military) and most of the time I’m totally cool with it. On the occasions we do get to see each other, my space quickly gets cramped. So funny!

    2. February 26, 2018 / 3:10 pm

      I’m interested in zodiac signs too, I feel like they are a very fun way to explain why some people do the things they do. Have you checked out moon signs? They explain how your personality is internally. Great post (and cute fit!)

    3. February 26, 2018 / 3:26 pm

      First things first, I love your shorts! I’m going to have to see what it says about Virgos!! Haha I’m mentally prepared for it now! 😉

    4. February 26, 2018 / 4:11 pm

      I’m a Taurus and I think I couldn’t really have a different zodiac sign, as this one matches me in 100%. I love your pictures, a very interesting combination of clothes. 🙂

    5. VIta
      February 26, 2018 / 5:46 pm

      This is such a cute and funny post! I really enjoyed reading this review on Aquarius (I’m personally an Aries!) and I love your photoshoot in the Aquarius shirt!

    6. February 26, 2018 / 6:22 pm

      I love your outfit in those shots! I am a Scorpio myself. But I am so interested in zodiac signs, not everything rings true but some things can just be so spot on!

    7. the sophia diaries
      February 26, 2018 / 6:52 pm

      omg i got really excited for a second coz i thought you were going to go through all the zodiac signs haha but then i realized that it would be a lot of work for you! but either way i loved reading about this, and looove that you are such a proud aquarius!

    8. February 26, 2018 / 9:08 pm

      I laughed multiple times reading this post! It is always fun to read zodiac sign predictions because most of the time I am thinking to myself “yep, that’s me!”. I am a Leo and went to read the other descriptions on the website that you linked and it is so funny! I can completely agree with them that Leos do what they want!

    9. February 26, 2018 / 9:26 pm

      you are too funny!!! I looked up my sign and it starts “I HATE Taurus women!!!!”…..yikes!

    10. February 26, 2018 / 11:34 pm

      Ok…I must know for my own curiosity now…What was the site you found this on? I’m a Libra and would love to know what they think of me and how accurate (OR inaccurate) it may be 😛

    11. February 27, 2018 / 1:18 am

      Love your outfit. Yes, I do fit my zodiac to practically a T. I’m a Scorpio and its says I don’t sugar coat anything and give my all to those who I love.

    12. February 27, 2018 / 2:54 am

      Awesome post and awesome outfit! i LOVED the skirt, need to get one! and hey yeah love the zodiac signs descriptions, sometimes they are weirdly accurate :p

    13. Geraline Batarra
      February 27, 2018 / 3:47 am

      This is so lovely! How I wish I was as talented and could pull off such a look. I love your outfit, pretty and stylish.

    14. February 27, 2018 / 11:55 am

      I am an Aquarian and I follow some of the characteristics and not others, lol. I’ve always been that way.

    15. February 27, 2018 / 12:40 pm

      How interesting! I haven’t really looked into my astrological sign and how it defines me, but now I want to!

    16. Joscelyn
      February 27, 2018 / 1:00 pm

      LOVE your outfit so much! Need to find those fishnet socks! So interesting to learn more about your zodiac sign too! Now I need to look mine up to see how accurate it is!

    17. Elizabeth O
      February 27, 2018 / 1:00 pm

      Your style is so unique and it really works for you. Love it. I am a Leo – ” There’s no taming a Leo female if she doesn’t want to be.” Loved the article!

    18. Brittany
      February 27, 2018 / 2:39 pm

      Too funny and very interesting! I’ll have to look mine up.

    19. February 27, 2018 / 3:08 pm

      I’m a Pisces! I also am loving this outfit on you!

    20. February 27, 2018 / 6:32 pm

      That clutch is the bomb! I’m a Scorpio and didn’t really relate to the breakdown in the article, but it was fun to read nevertheless.

    21. Kelly Edgar
      February 27, 2018 / 8:03 pm

      This is so interesting, I have a few friends who are really into zodiac zones and now I am starting to look at my zodiac zone characteristics and see if they relate to me.

    22. February 27, 2018 / 8:32 pm

      Zodiac signs are fun to read and yes they’re hilarious as well. I’m a Gemini and agree with my traits of being quick-witted and expressive.

    23. February 27, 2018 / 9:01 pm

      What a cute outfit. I’m a Taurus myself…so I can’t speak to being an Aquarius…but I love the shirt!!!

    24. February 27, 2018 / 9:04 pm

      It’s always so interesting to read about the zodiacs and to see where you fit in.

    25. February 27, 2018 / 9:11 pm

      I love this! I’m really into astrology and learning about other people’s signs. I’m an Aries.

    26. February 27, 2018 / 9:31 pm

      I’m obsessed with Zodiac Signs too! I truly don’t know what it’s like to be an Aquarius but my first love was one and he was also very stylish like you! You look good!

    27. February 27, 2018 / 9:37 pm

      I’m a Leo and it definitely fits me!

    28. February 27, 2018 / 10:46 pm

      This is such a funny post! So fun to read about Aquarius ladies (I’m an Aries myself). Adorable outfit too!

    29. Adepoju Grace
      February 28, 2018 / 1:11 am

      I love your socks, they’re beautiful. I’m Taurus.

    30. Angela Ricardo Bethea
      February 28, 2018 / 8:57 am

      You look gorgeous in your lovely outfit. So fun to read about zodiac signs. I am Taurus.

    31. Lisa Rios
      February 28, 2018 / 2:37 pm

      I am a Virgo… and let me just say, I have never seen anything so freakingly accurate in my life, It’s almost insane LOL

    32. February 28, 2018 / 11:44 pm

      I honestly have no idea what I am! That being said, I am dying over how cute that tee is and your photos. 🙂

    33. March 3, 2018 / 6:36 am

      Hi Tara, you are looking cool in these outings. I just loved to see your way of expressing fashions and styles here, Excellent. Go ahead.

    34. March 5, 2018 / 7:29 pm

      I’m an Aquarius too and always love reading horoscopes just to see if they get something right. They always say we’re so quirky and artsy and I feel like I never relate to that part of my zodiac! The independence part is totally spot on though!

      The Classic Brunette

    35. Jennifer Prince
      March 10, 2018 / 9:23 am

      I’m a Libra, but I’d love to have a shirt with my sign. And that beaded bag? TOO CUTE! 🙂

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